I am no Blog

"the woods are just trees,
pooʍ ʇsnɾ ǝɹɐ sǝǝɹʇ ǝɥʇ

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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christianborle:

christianborle:

THERE ARE 8 YEAR OLDS ON bROADWAY AND I TRIPPED PUTTING MY SOCK ON THIS M ORNING

its been exactly a year since i made this post and the only thing that’s changed is that i can now put on my socks without tripping

bing: dad im tired can u sing me a lullaby?
matt bellamy: sure, son. corporations are bad they're killing the earth we can't enjoy nature all the land is owned there's none left for you or for me we're running out of oil so we must fuse helium-3 as an alternative fuel source i don't belong here free me from this world
bing: dad u ok
matt bellamy: shhh go to sleep
silohouettes:


My friend just made this status

silohouettes:

My friend just made this status

swiftingthrough:

legendary

swiftingthrough:

legendary

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

batman-is-our-king:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

foursdivergentgirl:

Hey you know what would look great on my blog?

This

If this post exceeds 20K I swear

You guys are not allowed to start reblogging this again no no no

omg what

Which one of you little shits keeps bringing this back