"the woods are just trees,
pooʍ ʇsnɾ ǝɹɐ sǝǝɹʇ ǝɥʇ”
I just invented a new word:
Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.
THERE ARE 8 YEAR OLDS ON bROADWAY AND I TRIPPED PUTTING MY SOCK ON THIS M ORNING
its been exactly a year since i made this post and the only thing that’s changed is that i can now put on my socks without tripping
My friend just made this status
Hey you know what would look great on my blog?
If this post exceeds 20K I swear
You guys are not allowed to start reblogging this again no no no
Which one of you little shits keeps bringing this back