I am no Blog

mkdremareriser:

suupersnek:

zooophagous:

ashashi-corner:

Okay who was brave enough to put a tiny hat on a golden cobra because woah

SNAKES IN HATS

The fact that somebody put a hat on a cobra kills me

i especially like the cobra one

morivan:

My dream for the 2016 presidential election is not having to choose which human rights I’m feeling like compromising on.

congalineofdurin:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?


A MASTIFF SIZE

congalineofdurin:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

A MASTIFF SIZE

spiderbesiderr:

sexxxisbeautiful:

that’s it that’s the whole argument.

That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

raeychill:

panicatthesocialgathering:

Things I’ve got:
More wit
A better kiss
A hotter touch
A better fuck

Things I haven’t got:
Hair
A shirt
The rest of my band members

image

He was really wild, and I was very naive. I immediately took a shine to him. Then he went off the radar for a little while.

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,